Adopt a Beard .com - Abstract poetry, gibberish, and art.

Thank you for dropping by! Before you go any further, note that this site has almost nothing to do with beards. Instead you will find abstract and creative poetry and art. Feel free to roam the site and critique the content, with or without profuse verbal exclamations. And keep in mind that none of the content is meant to be offensive unless you converse with sandwiches, etc.

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4/18/2006

holy wow, batman!

let me introduce you to an incredible new poet, the mysterious a C r... the poems are very abstract indeed but quite a treat for the senses. check these out:

The Deer That Ate My Brain Like it was Driftwood
Fiery Children Swarming Summer-infested Fields

After you have sampled these edible treats, check out another poem by our old friend Paul Ginz! here it be: Where In Holland?

Now i must to the kitchen, where ferocious green tortellini awaits.

posted by Hamnet at 5:17 PM

4/17/2006

life is heavy today

Stella Juste wrote a poem some time ago for AAB, and I have witheld it until now. Life is weighing heavy upon me as of late with various decisions that have to be made and things understood or ignored. Fortunately I have new poems coming in all the time to spruce up my existence and share with all of you.

Behold Shattered heart sentiments by Crimson Subway (welcome back!).

posted by Hamnet at 8:05 PM

4/8/2006

Hello London!

How are you today? Unfortunately I can't really hear your response to this over-used question, but I thought I'd ask anyways. You can never be too sure about these things.

I have another poem for you... but I can honestly say it's not just another poem... I think it is quite amusing. Check out Hello London! by Junior Bush.

Until next time...

posted by Hamnet at 10:55 PM

4/4/2006

more art and such!

i have just posted a handful of inspired photos taken by adopt a beard returnee, Rosie. though they have been sitting on my computer for some time now, the hustle-bustle of spring has made me neglect them. i hope you can take a few moments to enjoy these pictures. if not, you may just be too busy for your own good. sit down, drink some rooibus tea, and think about your favourite ninja turtle... oh yeah, and look at the pictures!

take a peek here

hamnet.

posted by Hamnet at 7:54 PM