Adopt a Beard .com - Abstract poetry, gibberish, and art.

Thank you for dropping by! Before you go any further, note that this site has almost nothing to do with beards. Instead you will find abstract and creative poetry and art. Feel free to roam the site and critique the content, with or without profuse verbal exclamations. And keep in mind that none of the content is meant to be offensive unless you converse with sandwiches, etc.

First, some news/facts:

I am no longer a Lord of Sealand.
I built the hovercraft (actually, multiple hovercrafts). Glorious.
The liger does, in fact, exist.

Second, I owe the world some poems by way of apology for being absent from the world of Adopt A Beard for so long. Please accept my sacrificial gift, and please enjoy the poems! There will be more to come. Always, always more.

JyB - "My Shoe the Executioner"
Stuart Burns - "Cradle Me" and "Viewpoint"
Lewis Dalton - "The Bee's Disgust at the Wasp", "A Fat Fuck", "Untitled 6#", and "History".

Also, if you're in need of a diversion, I strongly suggest you check out the newest music video by Ramona Falls, "I Say Fever." Brilliant.

11/06/2009

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