Pray for the Well-Being of Mr. Henry James Tupper

Beside his bed kneeling,
He offers up a word of thanks
For the cobbler and his stones
Which reside in a kidney
Until they are set free
Through the aid of a poster on the wall,
Diverting attention from concentric rings of pain
Originating from that unmentionable member
Until a chorus of sighs
Signals the close of a chapter
And a need to pay more attention to the health of
One Mr. Henry James Tupper.