Hamnet

The creator of Adopt a Beard, Graham Jensen enjoys writing and reading abstract poetry. In his "spare time" he enjoys traveling, eating, reading delicious books, watching bizarre movies, and relaxing with friends.

He aspires to one day become an old man who can balance horizontally on a wine bottle in the middle of a street in Nuremburg.

Kristoff

He (Kris Olafson) is a founding father of Adopt A Beard. He helped spark the idea of having a hair-braned poetry site such as this. And it all started because he procrastinated on a poetry assignment... Bless you, child. Though he is now rather grown up and has moved on, he is close to our bearded hearts.